Just lately, my husband and I were talking about Garbage Pail Kids and the conversation quickly degenerated from there. Yes, we are like a couple of kids most of the time, howling with laughter at potty room humor, and I don't think there isn't a fart joke that either of us can hear without at least a burble of laughter.
But the Garbage Pail Kids thing sort of applies right now. My oncologist said that the rest of my hair would fall out within a week of my last appointment with her, and that was two or three weeks ago. My poor mohawk is practically a no-hawk at this point -- just enough hair to make ME look like a Garbage Pail Kid.
Which brings me to where our conversation went. If there's a formula to create your stripper name, another to come up with your Teletubbies name, and even one for your Hello Kitty name, shouldn't there be one to come up with your Garbage Pail Kid name? I found this website, but alas, none of the grubby grossness of those collectible 80s monster children. These quizzes only require you to plug in your name, and that takes a bunch of the fun out of the name generating, at least for me.
Anybody got any ideas on how to create our own formula for the Garbage Pail Kids name generator?
Incidentally, while I was at that website listed above, I couldn't resist plugging info into one of their name generators. My Rocky Horror Picture Show name is Columbia. But there was never really any doubt in my mind about that anyway, since I've always wanted to be a tap dancer extraordinaire. ;)
Now if I could just get my Garbage Pail Kid name to express my warped since of humor. I would gladly go with No Hawk, but it's just not in the same league as Up Chuck, Dead Ted, Flat Pat and Virus Iris.